FA
Falsetto's Aria
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984410 
FA (2)
Frolicking Americans
Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the abbreviation for Florida.
1984242 1984698 
FAAA
French Airstrip Along Atoll
Rico Leffanta (Faaa is the name of the international airport for Papeete (Tahiti))
1984245 
FAB
Fantastic And Brilliant
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984278 
FAB (2)
Faintly Absurd & Backdated
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984278 
FABLE
Fictional Account Bearing Lesson on Ethics.
Angela Brett
1984437 
FABLE (2)
Fictional Account By Legendary Eavesdropper
Rico Leffanta
1984437 
FABLE (3)
Faithful And Beautiful Lovers Exist
Rico Leffanta
1984437 
FABRIC
Fashion Artists Become Rich 'In' Clothing
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984983 1984575 
FABRIC (2)
For A Breakfast Reduced In Calories
Angela Brett
1984986 
FABRIC (3)
For A Breakfast Rich In Cotton
Angela Brett
1984986 
FABRIC (4)
Fibre's A Basic Requirement? I'm Confused
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984986 
FACADES
Frontal Aspects Create A Desirable & Esteemed Streetscape
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984701 
FACE
Focus Additional Cosmetic Enhancement
Angela Brett
1984443 
FACT
Funny Acronym-Connected Trivia
Angela Brett, to use as one of the headings on the <ACRONYMS> front page until someone thinks of something better.
1984320 
FACT (2)
Found Absolute, Concrete Truth
Roger Williams
1984740 
FACTORY
Fabricate Any Concoction To Order; Relieve Yourself.
Rico Leffanta, who explains "I think factories are much the same around the world, i.e. they fabricate the order and the revenge themselves by urinating on it or otherwise fouling the order."
1984701 
FACTS
Freddie Always Comes Too Soon
Rico Leffanta
1984365 
FACTS (2)
Fundamentals Are Conveyed Too Slowly
Angela Brett
1984695 
FAG
Frequently After Guys
Edwin Hermann
1984770 
FAG (2)
Few Aren't Gay
Edwin Hermann
1984770 
FAGGOT
Fellows Are Gay? Good On Them!
Angela Brett
1984770 
FAGS
Formerly A-Grade Smokes
Angela Brett
1984884 
FAILER
Failure Approaching = Income Lower than Expenses Repeatedly
Charles H. Montgomery, Jr.
1984605 
FAILS
'Flocci...' Acronym Is Laudable Subject!
Tony McCoy O'Grady, responding to Jeff's <THEORY> with 'As I am not my own son, this idea - like many things - works fine in theory but fails in practice.' Jeff had promised to acronymise floccinaucinihilipilification if his <THEORY> were correct.
1984722 
FAIL SAFE
Family! Adult In Loving Sweet Abode! Fails Employers!
Charles H. Montgomery, Jr.
1984590 
FAIL SAFE!
Failure: Assuredly Impossible! (Lost Stability Automatically - First Energising!)
Charles H. Montgomery, Jr. Inciders obtaned this Ofishyule Seekret Docyoumeant of the SIRC (Sertintlee Infinnitlee Relieabell Corporation)  "From page 123 of the SIRC (Proprietary Info): 'This widely advertised, <THINGAMAJIG> has specifications (inside parentheses are actual performance): Failure: Assuredly Impossible! (Loses Stability Automatically - First Energising). <ONLY USE IN NO CHANCE TO SURVIVE MORTAL COMBAT> ."Furthermore, because of our marketers' keen insight, we sold hundreds where the soldiers used <THINGAMAJIG>s only as specified. <AS WAR GROWS SO SIRC'S CAPITAL GROWS>"
1984278 1985034 
FAILURE
Feeding Acronymic Irishman's Large, Unusually Robust Ego
Patricia Rix, when Tony said 'When it comes to acronyms, I don't acknowledge this as a word' after challenged to acronymise failure when someone searched for it on the website. Patricia said he was asking to be <TAKEN DOWN A PEG> and then produced this acronym.
1984722 
FAILURE (2)
Failure = (Assets + Income Lowering Uncontrollably Repeatedly) < Expenses
Charles H. Montgomery, Jr.
1984605 
FAILURE (3)
Funds Are Inadequate, Loads Under Running Expenses.
Angela Brett
1984605 
FAINT
Feel(s) As If Not There
Angela Brett
1984278 1984488 
FAIRCHILD
Fine Aircraft, It Reaches Cloud-Height Instead of Lower Down.
Angela Brett, when she realised that the aeroplane she was travelling in was a Fairchild... yep, that is the kind of plane that those people crashed in and ended up eating each other. See also <WINDOW SEAT>.
1984572 
FAIRY
Fanciful Aerobic Individual Raising Yawns
Mary Carr
1984785 
FAITH
Feeling As If There's Heaven
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984326 1984422 
FAITH (2)
Full Assurance. Invisible = Trusted Hope!
Charles H. Montgomery, Jr. Reference: Hebrew 11:1.
1984326 
FAITHFUL
Facts: Almighty = Individuals' Trust! Hebrews 11. Fulfilled Unseen's Love/Law!
Charles H. Montgomery, Jr.
1984326 1984704 
FAITHFUL (2)
Faithful Accept Infinite's Truth! Hold Fully Unlimited Love!
Charles H. Montgomery, Jr.
1984326 
FAKE
Forgeries Are Kinda Expensive
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984476 
FAKE (2)
Fraud Artists Kid Everyone
Angela Brett
1984476 
FAKE (3)
Fools Are Knowingly Ensnared
Angela Brett
1984476 
FAKE (4)
Forged A Karat, Expertly
Patricia Rix
1984476 
FAKES
Fool And Kwanza Easily Separated
Angela Brett
1984476 
FALCON
Fords Are Like Cars, Only Nicer
Angela Brett, who actually has no opinion on which car makes are better.
1984710 
FALL
Frightened About Looming Landing
Angela Brett
1984824 1984275 
FALL (2)
Frantic Anti-Levitational Locomotion.
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984824 1984275 
FALLING
Forget About Lost Luggage - Incompetence's Now Grave!
Angela Brett, referring to a falling aircraft and the presumed incompetence of whoever's flying it, compared with that of the luggage clerk who sent your luggage to Murmansk.
1984572 
FALLING BEHIND
Feeling A Little Lacking? In Nether Grades Because Education's Heading In Negative Direction
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984473 
FALLING ON THE GROUND LAUGHING
Face And Legs Lost If Naughty Giggling Overwhelms Nerve Transmission... Hilariously Each Guffaw Reinforces Our Uncontrollable Near-Delirious Lather. Avoiding Urination Gets Harder - It's No-longer Good!
Angelastic
1984509 
FALSTAFF
Friendly And Loyal Supporter, Though A Fat Fool
Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's King Henry IV
1984506 
FAMILY
Father And Mother, I Love You.
Angela Brett
1984590 
FAMILY (2)
Friends And Macs Included... Loved-ones, Yes?
Angela Brett
1984590 1984317 
FAMILY (3)
Freaks Aligned Monolithically In Living Yearbooks
Rico Leffanta
1984590 
FAMILY TREE
Finds Ancestral Members, Interred and Living. Your Tribal Relatives Expand Exponentially.
Eric Bridgstock
1984590 
FAMOUS
Flaunting Ample Money, Often Under Scandal
Angela Brett
1984332 
FAMOUS (2)
Finally A Merit Of Useless Submissions
Carl Brett, after being informed that he'd submitted enough acronyms to get on the <HALL OF FAME>.
1984320 
FAMOUS POEPLE IN IRAQ
Fingers Are Mischievous, One Usually Should Proofread One's Enquiries. Poe's Literary Endeavour, I'msure, Never Included Remote Arab Quarter
TMcCO'G, when Angela accidentally let this misspelled phrase onto the Unsuccessful Searches list.
1984314 
FAN
Forces Air Nearer.
Roger Williams
1984536 
FANGORN
Forest Arouses Nervousness; Go Onward Reducing Noise
Patricia Rix
1984929 
FANNY
Fortune Always Needs Nudging Yourself
Rico Leffanta
1984422 
FANTASTIC
Felt About Near To A Seizure. This Is Comical.
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984509 
FANTASY
Frequent Apparitions Necessary To Appease Sensual Yearnings
Rico Leffanta
1984362 
FARLEY MOWAT
Frozen Arctic Realms Lured Enterprising Young Man; Observed Wolves' Actions Thoroughly.
Roger Williams
1984335 
FARM
Finance All Relies on Meteorology
Angela Brett
1984245 
FARMER
Friendly, Agricultural 'Real Man...' Endearingly Rugged.
Mary Carr
1984485 
FART
Free Air & Release Tension
Angela Brett
1984398 
FART (2)
Fabled Acronymist Reaches Turning-point!
Tony McCoy O'Grady, after Edwin heard that he was turning 50 and jokingly called him an old fart on the <ACRONYMS> forums.
1984497 
FASHION
For A Sum, Hilfiger's Immaterial, 'Official' Name
Patricia Rix
1984575 
FASHION (2)
Fortunes Are Spent Happily In Overcoming Nakedness
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984575 
FASHION (3)
Fleeces And Shirts - Have It Overstamped "Nike"
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984575 
FASHION (4)
Forceful Advertising Seeds Homogeny, Imposing Others' Norms
Angela Brett
1984575 1984362 
FASHION (5)
Forces A Spectrum, High Individuality Or Not
Angela Brett -- it seems to be fashionable to be original and different, but only within certain limits.
1984575 1984362 
FASHION MARKETING
Find A 'Statement', Hang It On Nonchalant Model, And Rich Kids (Exposing Their Insecurities) 'Need' Garment.
Angela Brett
1984575 1984605 
FASHIONS
Foster Adolescent Self-Hate If Outfit's Not Stylish
Angela Brett
1984575 
FASHIONS (2)
Fools Are Spending Hundreds; It's Old Next Season
Angela Brett
1984575 1984605 
FAST
Fleet And Speedy Travel
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984572 
FAST FOOD RESTAURANT
Fast All Starting/Sixth-month 2003 Tuesday/Third! Food: Obsessive/Organic Other Delightful/Days! Really Enjoyed Second-fast/Sound/Sleep/Sixth-month 2003 Tuesday/Tenth! Almighty/Advancing/Atonement! Ultimate Rest Assured Nightly! Tuesday/Trend!
Charles H. Montgomery, Jr. Fast All Starting/Sixth-month2003 Tuesday/Third! What a day! I began fasting (only Tuesdays, Thank You) to lose weight. (Water only.) I had no idea that fasting would fast lead to the best sleep ever in 58 years. (Thursday 10 May 1945 to Tuesday 10 June 2003.) The night of my second fast (Tuesday 10 June) started a <TREND>. Submit Date: Daytime Friday 5 September 2003. (Tuesday Night 10 June to Thursday Night 4 September 2003 were 87 Nights Of No-Tossing-And-Turning. 12 Weeks + 3 Nights.) When I want to sleep, I lie flat on my back, until I doze. Once asleep, I stay in the same position, until awakening.
1984467 
FAST GROWTH
Feeble And Small? Then Get Ready (for) Our Wonderful Thyroid Hormones
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984398 
FASTING
Feasts Are Stopped To Interprete Neccessary Glimpses
Jan Morgan - a prayerful fast helps you make important decisions and can help in crisis situations like illnesses
1984467 1984326 
FASTPHONE
Funds Are Speedily Transferred, Particularly Handy On Near-Empty.
Angela Brett, who often uses her bank's Fastphone service to transfer funds from her savings account to her EFTPOS one.
1984707 1984605 
FAST THINKER
Famed Action Superhero. Thought Transference Happens Instantaneously, Non-Kinetic-Energy Radiation.
Tony McCoy O'Grady, as a further explanation of <SWIFT>.
1984425 
FATAL
Forwards Abruptly To After-Life
Angela Brett
1984665 
FAT CHANCE!
Forever Anonymous. Terribly Cruel, Hey? Anonymity: Nice! Creative, Exceptional!
Jeff Anonymous, as a response to <NEW ACROS (2)>.
1984311 
FAT FREE
Forget Adding Tax For Rightful Extra Energy!
Angela Brett, thinking that 'fat free' signs could be advertising that you don't have to pay for the fat - although in reality food with such a sign cost more and  have less fat in them, which seems like a <RIP-OFF>
1984467 
FATHER
Fearless Adult That Hinders Equal Responsibilities
Mary Carr
1984590 
FATHERS
Forbid All Teenage Happiness - Especially Recreational Sex
Rico Leffanta
1984590 
FATUOUS
Frigid Aunt Tugging Udder On Unbridled Steer
Rico Leffanta
1984704 
FAUNA
Fields Are Usually Nourishing Agriculture
Rico Leffanta
1984854 1984398 
FAWN
Frisky Almost Weaned Native
Rico Leffanta
1984494 
FAX
Forward A Xerograph
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984707 1984518 
FEAKLE
Facial Expression Akin-to Kiddie-Leering Elder's
Tony McCoy O'Grady (Feakle is defined in 'The Meaning of Liff' by Douglas Adams and John Lloyd as being, 'To make facial expressions similar to those that old gentlemen make to young girls in the playground.')
1984767 
FEAR
Facing End of Aimed Rifle
Angela Brett
1984644 
FEAR (2)
Frightened? Expect Adrenalin Rush
Angela Brett
1984644 1984398 
FEAR (3)
Faithful Entreat A Rescue
Angela Brett
1984644 
FEAR (4)
Foes Engender A Response
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984644 
FEAR (5)
Fright Evokes A Reaction
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984644 
FEAR AND LOATHING
FOLDOC Explains Acronym; Really, All Now Do Loathe "Other" Architecture That Honestly Is Not Good
Rob Rix, inspired by the FOLDOC entry at http://foldoc.doc.ic.ac.uk/foldoc/foldoc.cgi?query=fear
1984299 
FEAROW
Flies Easily, Aided by Resplendent Oversized Wings.
Angela Brett (Fearow is Pokemon #22)
1984284 
FEBRUARY
Frosty, Exceptionally Blustery, Rainy Usually, After Recent Yuletide
Tony McCoy O'Grady, who lives in the northern hemisphere.
1984449 
FEBRUARY (2)
Feels Extra Blustery, Raincoats Usually Are Required, Yeah?
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984449 
FEBRUARY (3)
Frozen Exhaled Breath Rises Upwards And Rimes You
Patricia Rix
1984449 
FECKLESS
Friends Evade Challenges Knowing Love Excuses Self Service
Rico Leffanta
1984704 
FEDERATION
From Each's Democracy, Eventually Regions Are Turning Into One Nation
Tony McCoy O'Grady - looking at the (likely) distant future of the EU
1984413 
FEET
Fantastically Effective & Environmentally-friendly Transport
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984443 1984572 
FELLATIO
Feeling Energetic? Laps Love Affection Testing Intercourse Orally
Rico Leffanta
1984365 
FEMALE
For Ever Moaning About Littlest Errors
Steve Keate and Angela Brett
1984569 
FEMALE (2)
From Eden; Makes Adam Largely Excited
Ian Rywalt
1984569 1984326 
FEMALE DIVORCED
Finally Exited Marriage After Long Endured Distress (Including Violence Occasionally). Recently Court Ended Dispute
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984734 
FEMALE DOG
From Every Mammy Alsation's Litter, Extract & Develop One Guidedog
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984494 
FEMALES
For-Ever Making A Lover Exasperatedly Sigh
Angela Brett
1984569 
FEMALES (2)
Flimsy Entities Males Attain Lewdly Enforcing Sexuality
Steve Keate and Angela Brett
1984569 
FEMALES (3)
For Entertainment, Many Are Laying Evil Scheme(r)s
Steve Keate and Angela Brett
1984569 
FEMININE
Frail Entity Making Idiotic Noises In Nefarious Environment
Tony McCoy O'Grady, while looking for MacGirl's faults, alleges that 'girls just squeak and squeal when faced with danger!' Not MacGirl, no... MacGirl is brave, MacGirl is fearless. MacGirl is... eek, is that a (three button) mouse over there? Heeelp!
1984704 1984344 1984569 
FENCES
Force: Even Not! Cage Envelops Stuff!
Charles H. Montgomery, Jr. Concentration camp, World War 2. See <THEULTIMATENONVIOLENTMAN>.
1984812 
FENCING
Foil Epee Nobly; Crouching Is Never Girlish
Rico Leffanta
1984581 
FENG SHUI
Far Eastern New-age Guidance; Should Have Uncluttered Interior
Eric Bridgstock
1984326 
FENG SHUI (2)
Fashionable Energy Nurturing.  Get Some Help Understanding It.
Eric Bridgstock
1984326 
FENG SHUI (3)
Fixes Energy Negatives.  Gets Shot of Harmful Unwanted Items
Eric Bridgstock
1984326 
FENTON
Forest Escapade's Neat Trick, Organizing Nuptials
Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's The Merry Wives of Windsor
1984392 
FERDINAND
Folly Ensues Resolution. Disguised Identities Needed After New-found Devotion
Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's Love's Labours Lost
1984548 
FERDINAND (2)
Father's Exact Reverse, Depicting Innocent Nature And Native Decency
Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's The Tempest
1984404 
FERMAT
Famous Equation Really Made Andrew Think!
Angela Brett (Andrew Wiles eventually proved Fermat's Last Theorem centuries after Fermat's death.)
1984293 
FERMIUM
Fermi, Enrico Recalled to Mind. It's Unnaturally Manufactured.
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984323 
FERRARI
Fast Exotic Red Roadcar.  All Round Italian
Eric Bridgstock
1984710 
FERRARI (2)
Fabulously Engineered Racer.  Red And Rather Innovative
Eric Bridgstock
1984710 
FERRARI (3)
For Enthusiasts of Racing.  Red Automobiles.  Race-bred Italians.
Eric Bridgstock
1984710 
FERRET
Furry Entity Rootles Rabbits & Eats Them
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984494 
FERRY TICKET
Forget Enduring Road Rage - You'll Travel In Comfort, Knowing Entrance Time.
Angela Brett
1984572 
FERTILITY
Fairly Easy Reproduction, Though Initiating Life Is Terrific Yield
Angela Brett
1984398 
FESTE
Fool Enters Singing Three Elegies
Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's Twelfth Night
1984650 
FETISH
Finding Eroticism Through Item's Strange Hold
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984365 
FIANCE
Fellow Is Apparenly Now Classified "Engaged"
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984734 
FIAT
Fascist Is A Tyrant
Tony McCoy O'Grady - "fiat" is Latin for "let it be done" and means a formal or solemn command  (Star-Trek-speak is "make it so"!)
1984707 1984407 
FIAT (2)
Fiat Is Always Trouble.
Tiny Lee
1984710 
FIBER
Food Is Best Eaten Raw
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984467 
FICTION
Fancy Is Creatively Treated In Original Novel
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984437 
FIDELITY
Favouring In Decent Exposure Love Issued To You
Rico Leffanta
1984365 
FIELD DAY
Father Is Endorsing Letter - Don't Do Anything Yucky!
Angela Brett, thinking about permission slips for school outings.
1984563 1984473 
FIELD MARSHAL
Fool Is Elevated Loftily.... Drastic Misjudgement! Adores Regimentation, Secretly Hasn't 'A Life'
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984587 
FIFE
Fingering Is Fairly Elaborate
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984680 
FIFTEEN
Fifteen Is Five Threes - Especially Endearing Number
Tony McCoy O'Grady, saying that his son is fifteen.
1984713 
FIFTEEN (2)
Fifteen = Increment (Fourteen). Ten Evidently Exceeds Nine.
Charles H. Montgomery, Jr.
1985037 
FIFTY
Fair In Face, Though Yellowed!
Tony McCoy O'Grady, on his 50th birthday.
1984713 
FIFTY (2)
Folds In Face Triple Yearly :)
Angela Brett
1984713 
FIFTY (3)
Frequently I'm Forgetting Things Yesterday!
Angela Brett
1984713 
FIFTY (4)
F*ck! I'm Feeling The Years
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984713 
FIFTY (5)
Frankly, I Feel Terrifically Young
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984713 
FIFTY (6)
Frailty Is Finally Taking You
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984713 
FIFTY (7)
Factorially It's (Five Tens) Years!
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984713 
FIFTY (8)
Fragile, Infirm, Forgetful, Tetchy, Yawning!
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984713 
FIGURE
Fanciful Ideas in Geometry, Usually Rectilinear Equilaterals
Angela Brett
1984629 
FIJI
Felicitous, Inspirational, Joyful Islands
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984350 
FILE
For Indicating Length - EOF.
Angela Brett
1984299 
FILES
Fresh Interns Love Elderly Seniors
Dundee
1984605 
FILES (2)
Frequently Issued Letters Ensure Satiation.
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984707 
FILET MIGNON
Father-In-Law Eating The Meat; It's Grab Now Or Never
Rico Leffanta
1984467 
FILM
Fantasy In Locked Mirrors
Rico Leffanta
1984287 
FILTER
Fast I Learnt To Extract Rubbish
Edwin Hermann
1984353 1984275 
FINAL UPGRADE
Finished It Now, And Launched Unto Public. Get Ready Advertisements Defining Enhancements
TMcCO'G
1984518 
FINANCIAL
Father, I Need A New Coat... I'd Appreciate Loan.
Angela Brett
1984602 
FINANCIAL AID
Fond Infant, Not A Nickel Can I Advance 'Less An I.o.u. Devolves
Patricia Rix, to follow <FINANCIAL>
1984602 
FINE
Fromage Is Naturally Exquisite
Angela Brett
1984467 
FINE!
Fine! In Next Encounter ...!
Charles H. Montgomery, Jr.
1984707 
FINED
For Infraction, Ninety-Eight Dollars
Angela Brett
1984476 
FINGERNAILS
Flexibility Is No Good - Enamelled (Red?) Nails Assist If Loosening Screws
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984443 
FINGERPRINTS
Forensic Investigators Now Get Enhanced Results, Putting Rogue Individuals Near 'The Scene'
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984476 
FINGERS
Fidgeting Indexes Negotiating Gently Enter Responses Slowly
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984443 
FINICKY
Fastidiousness Isn't Nice - It Could Kill You
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984704 
FINICKY (2)
Fellow Is Nit-picker: It's Curiously Kinky, Y'know?
Patricia Rix
1984704 
FINICKY (3)
Fussiness Is Numbing, Inhibiting Creative Kick - Y?
Melanie Merswolke
1984704 
FINISHED
Finally I've Nailed It, Software Has Earned Downloads
Angela Brett, when she had at last got the Apronyms app for Mac OS X ready for release.
1984512 
FINLAND
Far Into Northern Latitudes Amongst Neverending Darkness
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984350 
FIRE
Flaming Inferno Radiating Energy
Angela Brett, demonstrating what a true acroholic would say if someone yelled 'FIRE!' in the middle of the night.
1984716 
FIRE (2)
For Incinerating Rubbish, Etc.
Angela Brett
1984716 
FIRE (3)
Fuel Is Rapidly Exhausted
Angela Brett
1984716 
FIRE (4)
Flame Ignites & Roasts Eyebrows
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984716 
FIRE ALARM
Falsely Indicates Required Evacuation, And Largely Annoys Regular Moviegoers
Angela Brett, after being evacuated from a building (where there also were movie theatres) due to a false fire alarm.
1984287 
FIREBIRD
For Internet Reading, Everyone's Browser Is a Resource Destroyer
Sean Lamb (Firebird is the new name of Mozilla's browser component)
1984779 
FIREFIGHTER
Fellow In Red Engine, Frequenly Involved Getting Hoses To Extinguish Roasters
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984485 
FIREMEN
Flame Is Rising - Emergency Manpower Evidently Needed
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984485 1984938 
FIREPLACE
Fuelled Ignition Radiating Energy (from) Paper, Logs And Coal Efficiently
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984536 1984245 
FIREWIRE
Fast Information Retrieval, Even Without Inconvenient Restarting Everytime.
Angela Brett
1984614 
FIRST
Foremost Innovator, Respected Sage Top
Charles H. Montgomery, Jr.
1984278 
FIRST TIME HOME BUYER
Family Is Readying Sibling To Take Into Mortgages (Earliest "House Of My-own" Experience's Best Undergone Young) & Expensive Repayments
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984701 1984605 1984590 
FIRST-YEAR STUDENTS
Friggin' Idiots Require Slow Teaching, Yeah? Educators Aren't Right - Some Totally Understand. Don't Emphasise Non-Troublesome Stuff.
Angela Brett, after going to a first-year computer science lecture and being reminded of how much lecturers treat first-year students like idiots.
1984695 
FISH
Fins In Saline Habitat
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984494 
FISHLURE
Feathers Intertwined Should Help Land Uniquely Rare Exhibit
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984581 
FISHY
Filthy Intense Stench Hang's-around..... Yeuch
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984278 
FIVE
Five Isn't Very Easy
Angela Brett, when Dustan said that FIVE would be a difficult acronym to do.
1985037 
FIXED MY MAC
Fucked It Xpensively! Expertly Disabled Mac. Yes, Mine's A Cock-up!
Tony McCoy O'Grady, after the expensive 'fixing' of Angela's Mac to get it working with her <SCANNER> in fact caused a few problems and didn't make it work with the scanner.
1984299 
FLACCID
Floppy, Limp And Collapsed, Cock Is Dangling!
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984278 
FLAG
Fluttering Linen (is) Acclaimed Glorious
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984353 1984413 
FLAG (2)
Flutters Loftily And Gloriously
Tony McCoy O'Grady - Prompted by the unsuccessful search for "<WHAT DOES FLAG STAND FOR?>", but taking it as a literal question what does "FLAG" stand for.
1984353 1984413 
FLAME
From Lighting A Match, Etc.
Angela Brett, trying a different kind of singer after Tony came up with expansions for several of the musical kind.
1984716 
FLAME (2)
Fire Licks A Million Eyebrows
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984716 
FLASHER
Fellow Likely Acting Sexual, His Exhibitionism's Ribald!
Angela Brett
1984362 
FLASH LAST
Flirted, Loved, And Swallowed Hook Line And Sinker Terminally.
Rico Leffanta, explaining that flashing last is going down in flames like a shooting star.
1984311 
FLAT
Few Landfills Are This
Edwin Hermann
1984278 
FLAT-SOLED SANDALS
Forget Laces And Tall Stillettos, Only Low-Elevation, Down-to-earth Sandals Are Now Desired. Alas, Low-heels (are) Scarce!
Angela Brett, after finally finding some flat-soled sandals - it seems that most women's sandals have really high heels on them these days. Of course as soon as I found and bought some they started appearing everywhere.
1984575 
FLATTERER
False & Lying Adulation Tends To Elicit Reponses Exposing Reprehensiblity
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984704 
FLAT WHITE
Feel Like A Tea With Herbal Infusions? Try Elsewhere!
Angela Brett, thinking of it as a sign outside a coffee shop.
1984539 
FLAT WHITE (2)
Fine Little Apple That Will Have IBook Tykes Enthused.
Angela Brett, thinking that the latest iBook, which is not curvy and colourful like the old ones, could be called the 'flat white'.
1984374 
FLAVIUS
Faithful, Loyal And Valued (If Unsung) Servant
Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's Timon of Athens
1984383 
FLAWLESS
Fabulous Looking, And Without Little Errors - Simply Stunning
Tony McCoy O'Grady - who knows the feeling :-)
1985013 
FLAWS
Faulty - Like A Windoze System
Angela Brett
1984677 1984353 
FLAWS (2)
Feel Like A Woman Scorned
Rico Leffanta
1984362 
FLAWS (3)
First Love All Went South.
Rob Rix
1984365 
FLEA
Fried Lightly Excites Appetite
Rico Leffanta
1984692 
FLECK
Fewer Lines Equals Conserved Kilobytes
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984299 
FLED
Field's Left Empty/ Deserted
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984275 
FLIES
Food Lovers Ingredient Expressly Served
Rico Leffanta
1984692 
FLINCH
'Flight-reaction" Looms - Is Not Continued However.
TMcCO'G, a flinch is surely a vestige of the impulse caused by momentarily pondering the second option of a fight-or-flight situation.
1984275 
FLIPSIDE
Fraternal Love In Progress Sometimes Incorporating Digital Explorations
Rico Leffanta
1984365 
FLIRT
Future Lover Is Really Trying
Angela Brett
1984365 
FLIRT (2)
Feel Like I'm Romantic Topgun
Angela Brett
1984365 
FLIRTING
Feel Like I'm Ready To Investigate New Guys/Girls
Angela Brett, while pondering the difference between flirting and ordinary conversation.
1984707 1984365 
FLOPPY DISK
Forget Low-end, Obsolete Plastic Paralellograms... Your DIskettes Inefficiently Store Kilobytes.
Angela Brett
1984614 
FLORA
Flowers Love Outdoor Rural Arrangements
Rico Leffanta
1984854 1984401 
FLORAL
Flaunting Likenesses Of Rhododendrons And Lilies
Angela Brett
1984278 
FLORENCE
Fish Lover Often Relishes Eating Nouvelle Cuisine Entrees
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984989 
FLORENCE (2)
Fridge 'Left Overs' Recipe's Evidently Not Considered Exciting
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984989 
FLORIDA
Feel Like Okefenokee Ramble's Innocuous, Despite Alligators?
Patricia Rix
1984698 
FLORIDA (2)
Famous Location Of Republicans' Illegal Democracy-Avoidance
Chris Kjelgaard
1984698 1984413 
FLORIZEL
Fleeing Lord's Opposition, Romance Inspires Zesty Eloping Lovers
Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's The Winter's Tale
1984719 
FLOURINE
Frequently Liquified On Unclean Reservoirs. It Nourishes Enamel.
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984323 
FLOWCHART
Fellows Look On When Company Hints At Re-organisation Theories
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984977 1984707 
FLOWER
Fellow's Love Of Woman Expressed Romantically
Angela Brett
1984401 1984365 
FLUELLEN
Fiercely Loyal. Use of English Language (is) Largely Excruciating Novel
Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's King Henry V
1984662 
FLUTE
Flavour Lets Us Touch Exaltation
Jason Wilcox
1984680 
FLUTE (2)
Flex Lips Until Tune Escapes
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984680 
FLUTES
Fingerwork Looking Uncomfortable, These Emit Sounds
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984680 
FLY
Friends Loathe You
Rico Leffanta
1984704 
FLY A KITE
Fun Loving Youths Artfully Keep Item (from) Touching Earth
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984581 
FLYER
Frightful "Literature" You Eternally Refuse
TMcCO'G referring to the handbills handed out on streets to passers-by
1984605 1984707 
FM
Funky Music
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984242 1984410 
FOCUS
For Orbits, Centre's Usually Star
Angela Brett
1984386 
FOCUS GROUP
Feed Our Customers Under Scrutiny, Gauging Reactions On Unfamiliar Products.
Angela Brett
1984605 
FOE
Focused On Extinction
Rico Leffanta
1984362 
FOG
Floating Otherworldly Gas
Roger Williams
1984638 
FOG (2)
Freezing Of Groundair
TMcCO'G
1984638 
FOL-DE-LOL
Fell Over Laughing - Developed Emphysema Laughing Out Loud
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984509 
FOLKS AT HOME
Fat Old Ladies Knitting Sweaters As Their Husbands Ogle Madonna's Equipment
Rico Leffanta
1984362 
FONDLING
Fake Orgasm Nerds Dont Leave Involved Naked Girls
Rico Leffanta
1984365 
FOOD
Foe Of Obsessed Dieters
Angela Brett
1984467 
FOOD (2)
Finest Organic Ongoing Delight
Charles H. Montgomery, Jr. Organic Vegan admits that Total Organic, even with organic meat is more of a Delight than regular meat, although not Finest. (And I am certain that there are Organic Vegans with a higher/healthier experience than mine.)
1984467 
FOOL
Foreman Of Operational Lunacy
Rico Leffanta
1984656 
FOOL (2)
Fell Out Of Love
Angela Brett
1984365 
FOOT
Frequently, One Of Three
Tony McCoy O'Grady (The foot is usually overshadowed by the Yard, which is three foot long)
1984941 
FOOTBALL
Feeling Or Otherwise Touching Bums Always Looks Laughable!
Patricia Rix (this is what we were discussing during the Superbowl: why men can pat each other's bums on the playing field but no other time)
1984581 
FOR
Father Of Repetition
Angela Brett, because for is usually the best loop to use in C programs.
1984512 
FORA
Friendly Objection: Really "A"
Jeff Anonymous, who prefers the term 'fora' to 'forums'
1984707 
FORBIDDEN ACCESS
Finding Oneself Repulsed By Internet Domain, Do Everything Necessary About Creating Complaint - Email Someone Sensible.
Tony McCoy O'Grady, in response to the same outage of the Acronyms forums which prompted Jeff's <FOUR OH THREE>.
1984722 1984419 
FORD
For Ordinary Road Drivers
Eric Bridgstock
1984710 
FORDS
For Overcrossing Rivers During Spates
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984527 1984275 
FORDS (2)
Full Of Rude Drivers Sometimes
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984710 
FORDS (3)
Fellows Ought Resist Driving Speedily
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984710 
FORECAST
Focus On Real Events - Can't Accurately See Tomorrow
Angela Brett
1984356 
FORECASTER
Fiendish Old Rogue Environmentalist, Climate Adjustment Specialist, Treacherous - Evil and Rotten.
Tony McCoy O'Grady, thinking up another superbaddy.
1984254 
FOREIGN CURRENCY
For Overseas Revenue / Expenditure, I Get Notes Converted Using Rates Reckoned Everyday, Not Calculated Yearly
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984602 
FOREIGN CURRENCY (2)
For Our Relief, EBay Is Giving, Not Canada's Unvaluable "Rupees"; Rather, Excellent Numerical Coinage - Yankee!
Patricia Rix
1984602 
FOREIGNER
From Overseas, Residents Enraged If Growing Numbers Engender Resentments
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984482 
FOREST
Formation Of Radiata Exist Standing Together
Angela Brett
1984245 1985043 
FOREST (2)
Foliage Over Roots Enhances Several Trunks.
Angela Brett
1984245 1985043 
FOREST (3)
Furthering Our Review Everyone Sees Trees.
Roger Williams
1985043 
FORGED SIGNATURE
Fraudsters Or Robbers Generally Employ Deception. Seldom Is Genuine Notation Available, The Usual Result (is) Embarrassment
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984362 
FORK
Feed Off Re-designed Knife
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984998 
FORMULA
Favourite Organised Recipe Measuring Unit's Logical Activity
Rico Leffanta
1984248 
FORNICATE
Frequency Of Rumpy-pumpy's Nice If Couple Are Terribly Excited
TMcCO'G
1984365 
FOR STARTERS
For Only Recently Shoud Those Adults Ready To Engage Really Start.
John Block
1984311 
FORT
Forearmed Outpost Repels Tresspassers.
Roger Williams
1984455 1984701 
FORTRAN
Fine Operations Regarding Transforming & Replicating Arrays of Numbers.
Angela Brett
1984512 
FORTRAN (2)
Fine Operations Really Trivialise Replicating Arrays Neatly
Angela Brett
1984512 
FORTRESS
Family Of Ruler Took Refuge, Escaping Shooting Soldiers
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984701 1984455 
FORTY
Factor Out Repeated Twenty Years
Angela Brett
1984713 
FORTY (2)
Friggin' Old - RIP To Youth!
Angela Brett
1984713 
FORUM POST
For Others' Reading, Utilise Message Placard On Server, Thanks!
Angela Brett
1984968 
FORUM POST (2)
Full Of Romance? Use Missionary Position On Sexual Trysts!
Tony McCoy O'Grady, pretending the Acronyms forums are sex-oriented.
1984968 1984365 
FORUM POST (3)
Fearful Or Replying? Using Multiple Personalities Offers Safety Tips.
Tony McCoy O'Grady, thinking that people might be nervous about leaving their email address on the forums if they were sex-oriented.
1984968 
FORUM POST (4)
Follow Our Rules! Use - Mostly - Properly Operated Spelling Techniques!
Tony McCoy O'Grady, after some purposeful and extremely unlikely misspellings were used in expansions in a forum post.
1984968 1984320 
FORUMS
Friends Overseas Regularly Use Message Service.
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984722 
FORUMS (2)
Floor Open... Rejected Using Moderated System.
Angela Brett, who decided not to make the Acronyms forums at http://www.co.nz/cgi/forums/start.cgi?id=acronyms moderated.
1984722 
FORWARDED
Forum Outage Relayed to Webmaster. A Reply's Due, Edwin Dear!
Angela Brett, when she forwarded Jeff's <FOUR OH THREE> to Edwin, the creator of the forums.
1984722 
FOSTER
Focus On Some Trait Easily Re-aligned
Rico Leffanta
1984704 
FOULED UP
Footballer's Out Until League's Ended - Dirty Ungentlemanly Player
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984581 
FOUR OFFSPRING
Few Of Us Refrain Or Forego Frolicsome Sensuous Petting - Resulting In New Generation!
Tony McCoy O'Grady, after <BRAT!> asking, 'how does one manage FOUR OFFSPRING without petting?'
1984365 
FOUR OH THREE
Forum Outage (Urk) Really Ouches Herr Tony's Honorable Ramblings.  'Elp, Edwin!
Jeff Anonymous, when the Acronyms forums weren't working due to an error 403 - forbidden access.
1984722 
FOUR ZERO THREE
Found One Useless Remote Zone? Edwin Required Obviously! Tell Him Ratty Eireannach's Enraged!
Tony McCoy O'Grady (Eireannach = Irishman, in Irish) in response to Jeff's <FOUR OH THREE>, saying that "Oh" is a letter of the alphabet, not a numeral. One doesn't count Oh, One, Two, Three... It is either None, Nought or Zero. 
1984722 
FRANCE
Frequently Reckoned As Narcissistic, Chauvinist Europeans
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984350 
FRANCE (2)
Frequently Rude And Nasty Cheese Eaters
W. Kline
1984350 
FRANCE (3)
Feeling Ruined Am Now Climbing Eiffel!
TMcCO'G - on the eve of a trip to Paris to celebrate his wife's birthday.
1984350 
FRANCHISE
Fellow Runs A New Company Having Invested Serious Equity
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984605 
FRANCIUM
From Radioactive Actinium. Number Conjectured, If Undiscovered, by Mendeleyev.
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984323 
FRANK FORD
Faithlessness Rankles And, Not Knowing, Falstaff's Obviously Raised Doubts
Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's The Merry Wives of Windsor
1984392 
FRANT
Fellows Restlessly Await Next Train
Angela Brett (Frant is defined in The Meaning of Liff as meaning, 'The legal minimum distance between two trains on the District and Circle line of the London Underground. A frant, which must be not less than 122 chains (or 8 leagues) long, is not connected in any way with the adjective 'frantic' which comes to us by a completely different route (as indeed do the trains).')
1984767 
FRASIER
Fairly Risible American Series Is Exceptionally Ridiculous
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984524 1984839 
FRAUD ARTIST
Fellow Ripped-off And, Unsuspected, Deceived A Really Truthful, Innocent Store Tender
Patricia Rix
1984875 
FREE LOVE
For Relaxed Erotic Enjoyment & Lots Of Venereal Experiences
Tony McCasanova O'Grady
1984365 
FREE OFFER!
Funds Required: Exorbitant! Enticing Offer! Fools Futilely Expect Reward!
Charles H. Montgomery, Jr.
1984605 
FREE SPIRIT
Fiercely Rebellious - Even Eccentric Sometimes - People! Individuality Resides Inside Themselves
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984704 
FREEWARE
Forget Rude Expectations of Expenditure, Wallets Abhor Requests for Extraction
Angela Brett/Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984299 
FREEWARE HYPERCARD STACK
First Reason Everything's Easier With Apples: Reduced Effort Has Your Programmers Expecting Reduced Cost, And Readily Developing Something That All Consider 'Killer'
Angela Brett
1984446 1984512 
FREEZE
Freshly Reaped Edibles Emit Zero Energy`
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984467 1984716 
FRENCH KISS
Frantic Romantic Encounter Nightly, Can Herald Kinky Introduction to Steamy Sex
Angela Brett/Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984365 
FREON
Forcibly Route Everyone to Our Network
Sean Lamb (Freon was the code name Microsoft used for the XBox)
1984359 
FRESH BREAD
Following Recipe's Essential - Some Half-Baked Rolls Even Appear Doughy.
Angela Brett, who was determined to create an acronym with 'Half-Baked,' in it since that is used as an example in Tony's acronymising tips.
1984467 
FRIAR LAWRENCE
Foolish Rascal. Intrigue And Romance Launch A Wretched, Ruinous End - Not Completely Exonerated
Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's Romeo and Juliet
1984599 
FRIDAY
Forget Remorse, I'll Drink A Yard-of-ale
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984725 
FRIDGE
Freezing Receptacle Including Digestable Goodies Endlessly
Matthew Oram and Steve Keate
1984578 1984467 
FRIEDRICH NIETZSCHE
From Religion's Inquisitional Edicts Divine Religious Idiots Cherished Heaven Never Imagining Eternity Tolerated Zombie Suicidal Cries Hopelessly Everlasting
Rico Leffanta
1984335 
FRIEND OF
Feeling Really Intimate - Enjoying Nice Depth Of Fellowship
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984362 
FRIENDS
Fractious Relatonships In Endless Newyork Drama Series.
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984524 
FRING
Filament's Rattled - It's Not Glowing
Tony McCoy O'Grady (Fring is defined in 'The Meaning of Liff' by Douglas Adams and John Lloyd as being, 'The noise made by light bulb which has just shone its last.')
1984767 1984653 
FRISBEE
Flung Regularly In Sport, Breeze Extends Elevation
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984581 
FROCK
Female's Ritzy Outerwear - Cocktail-party Kit
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984575 
FRODE
Fiftyish Residents Of Deck Enlivened
Angela Brett, referring to the character in 'The Solitaire Mystery' by Jostein Gaarder
1984905 
FRODO
Furry Runt Of Dubious Origin
Carl Brett
1984893 
FRODO (2)
Fears Reaching Orodruin's Dire Outcome
Patricia Rix
1984893 
FROG IN THROAT
False Ribbits One Gets If Needing The Health Resources Otorhinolaryngologists Assent To
Angela Brett
1984488 
FROM BEHIND
Frightened Reaction Obviously Must Be Expected - Hindsight Is Not Directional!
Angela Brett and Tony McCoy O'Grady, when somebody searched for 'from behind' on the Acronyms website.
1984815 
FROMM
Frightfully Religious Or Mania Maker
Grace Francis
1984749 
FROSSES
Folks Really Organise Stupid Stuff, Eh Sista?
Angela Brett (Frosses is defined in 'The Meaning of Liff' by Douglas Adams and John Lloyd as meaning, 'The lecherous looks exchanged between sixteen-year-olds at a party given by someone's parents')
1984767 
FROSSES (2)
Folks Really Organise Such Stupid Events... Seeya!
Angela Brett (see <FROSSES>)
1984767 
FROZEN
Fully Rigid, Obviously Zero Energy Needed
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984716 
FRUSTRATED
Feeling Really Unable, Somehow, To Relate All The Embarrassing Details
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984644 
FRY
Food Ready Yet?
Angela Brett
1984467 
FTP
Follow That Puppy!
Angela Brett - FTP actually stands for File Transfer Protocol, but at least two Macintosh FTP clients have dogs in their icons.
1984242 
FUDDY DUDDY
Fouled Up Drunken Domino Yet Dressed Under Dole Drums Yesterday
Rico Leffanta
1984362 
FULL TEXT
Found Under Lexicographic Listings... The Entire Xpansion Treasure-trove.
Angela Brett, guessing that whoever was searching for 'full text' on the <ACRONYMS> website was probably after the alphabetical listings at http://acronyms.co.nz/A.html
1984902 
FUN
For Unrestrained Novelty
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984353 
FUN (2)
Frivolous, Upbeat Nonsense
Patricia Rix
1984353 
FUNDAMENTALS
First-year Undergraduates Not Dumb, Although Many Evidently Need To Always Learn Slowly
Angela Brett
1984695 
FUNDING
Financially Unstable, New Donor's Investment Now Glimpsed
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984602 
FUNDRAISING
From Unneeded Nickels to Dollars, Reviving An Invalid's Smile... It's Nice Gesture.
Angela Brett
1984605 
FUNERAL
Family Uncovers Necropolitan Expenses Reducing All Legacies
Rico Leffanta and Angela Brett
1984665 
FUNGI
Foodies Usually Never Gobble Indiscriminately
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984467 
FUTILITY*
F = U.Ti+Li.tY: This is known as the futility constant. Once the forgetfulness happens it is futile to try to remember the missing bit.
Tony McCoy O'Grady explains: The only problem with acronyms I find is that I think of bits of them in the most inappropriate places and/or forget the details later. This is especially true when I feel that the solution is a cracker. There is probably a mathematical relationship which states that the probability of forgetfulness (F) is in direct proportion to the uniqueness (U) of the solution multiplied by the inappropriateness (i) of the time (T) plus the inappropriateness of the location (L) when the Yippee moment occurs (inspiration strikes) this is then written (tY)
1984320 
FUTURE LEADERS
Feisty Unabashed Teenagers Undergoing Regulqar Education Learn Elements About Democratic Elections Representing Schoolmates
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984413 
FUZZY
Felt Unduly Zig-Zaggy Yesterday
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984488 
FUZZY (2)
Food Undergoing Zippy Zymurgy Yesterday
Rico Leffanta
1984488 
FWIW
Following Writing Is Waffle
Angela Brett (FWIW usually stands for 'For What It's Worth')
1984959 
FWIW (2)
Find Whether I'm Wrong
Angela Brett (FWIW usually stands for 'For What It's Worth')
1984959 
FYI
[I] Feel You're Idiotic
Tony McCoy O'Grady (FYI usually stands for 'For Your Information')
1984959 
FYRD
Forced Youth Recruitment Decreed
Angela Brett
1984455 
FYRD (2)
Former Yoemanry Regular Division
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984455 
FYRDS
For Year-Round Defense Services
Angela Brett
1984455 
